Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Game Night

A couple nights ago the staff at work held a little 2 hour game night after the store closed. They do this to bring in and see who the lame-o gamer kids are in the workplace and to snicker at us, one being me obviously, and me lugging 2 arcade sticks to the party didn't help at all. Fuck it though, I was down for the free Papa John's pizza and Nachos, so the jokes on them. Anyways, we had a couple of big screen HDTV's with Xbox 360's hooked up and we played a bunch of shit like Gears of War 2, Fight Night Round 4, UFC Undisputed, and Left 4 Dead. The main reason though that I went (along with Adrian), was to have my highly anticipated match with my co-worker Kevin in Street Fighter IV. In the end, I came out on triumphant and wrecked his Cammy with my Abel, although we did have some close matches (you runaway bitch lol).

Kevin vs. Kris


Gamer girls do exist

This motherfucker right here talks the most shit, only to get his ass kicked in Gears by me. Sup fool wanna get 2-pieced again or what?!

3000 HITS THANK YOU!!!

Thanks again to the few readers out there who have visited my pointless blog enough times to get me up to this point. Another milestone has been reached! Time to celebrate by doing nothing at all. Til' next time! Stay cool man.

Battle for Supremecy

These two ladies seem familiar? They should be, they appear very frequently on TV, played during commercial breaks during daytime programming as well as late night programming. Thing is, both these girls are advertising the same thing: Going to college online, and getting your degree on your own time (Imma stop before I get carried away and sing that entire damn jingle). Also they are both representing the same company called EDUCATION CONNECTION. Get connected, for free, with Education CON-NEC-TIO- (Fuck I said I was gonna stop.....)

Anyways, to me, I think both these girls are decent, or in other words, they allllriiiiiighhhht. But the question is: Which one would I hit over the other?

Let's break down the stats of the competitors.

ATTIRE:
In the purple corner we have waitress girl (now dressed in her casual wear).
In the white corner we have pajama girl, in her, jammy jams.
Advantage: Pajama girl easily (it's them tiny polka-dot shorts).

APPEAL:
Waitress girl has some cutesy moments, a variety of cute facial expressions, and some dance moves. Pajama girl has her cutesy moments and is more risque with the amount of skin she is showing, but all she does is talk talk talk, no singing and she goes as far as telling us guys to BACK OFF. Well fuck you then.
Advantage: Waitress girl by a long shot.

OVERALL:
It's a difficult decision, but the winner here is Waitress girl. I'm a sucker for catchy commercial jingles, waitress outfits and record players spinning ketchup and mustard squirt bottles. Pajama girl is not bad, but she just has no appeal other than sex appeal, and c'mon its not all about looks man! Waitress girl had passion, intense burning passion that could be felt from beyond the TV! Pajama girl just seems like she a lazy ass horny bitch who wants to stay home and get nasty all the time....I mean, who wants that?

Well, that's my opinion. Here, watch their commercials and decide for yourself.


Monday, August 17, 2009

Origami

Just Throw It In The Bag

Okay so I have never really been to, or at least seriously shopped at a Trader Joe's before, minus the one time a couple weeks ago I went there to go pick up a quick bite to eat on my lunch break, but other than that, I am a total newbie there. Anyways, a couple days ago my mom asked me to pick her up some shit from there so I had no choice but to go. So yeah, I dunno, I have always avoided Trader Joe's because I always thought it was a market for health freaks and shit, which it kinda is, but they do offer some pretty good looking stuff in there. So yeah, after actually browsing around and shopping, I was overwhelmed with the amount of tasty looking items, so I had no choice but to pick some shit up. Let's take a look at some of my pick ups.

What's in the bag?

I thought French Onion soup was only available in high-scale, uppity restaurants

Oatmeal? Steelcut?! Dunno what that means but I was SOLD!

This just straight up looked good

WTF is Quiche?

I dunno, just looked scrumptious

For a friend lol

WHY YOU MAKIN' IT COMPLICATED?

IT'S EASY!

Man seriously fuck this fool. Been saying that ever since this commercial started airing couple years back, back when it was called BRYMAN COLLEGE. He doesn't even fucking know me and he is assuming that I'm a piece of shit and he telling me to get up and do shit. The thing I hate most about this guy is when he does that fucking multi-blinking, eye-rolling, head-shaking, walk-away combo on me at the end. I DON'T PLAY THAT CRAP!

OH NO KIMONO

Yesterday I headed over to Little Tokyo with Adrian and Mark for Day 2 of the the 69th Annual Nisei Week Festival. We decided to go that day because it featured the main event, which was the grand parade. Driving around the area was a bitch because of all the closed roads due to the parade route, and finding parking was even more of a bitch. But once we got settled we roamed the color filled streets of Little Tokyo no problem. There were a shitload of people, and a lot of activities going on. Lots of girls in kimonos, a bunch of street vendors, selling gifts and stuff and of course the food vendors, selling delicious Japanese traditional (and non-traditional, as you will see later) foods and snacks. Nothing else much to say again, I'll let the pictures do the talking.

1st part of the parade featured Japanese war veterans driving around with armed machine-gunned Jeeps to shoot at onlooking parade attendees.

Nisei Week is also a place for cosplayers alike to dress up as characters from games and anime and such. See anybody familiar?

This is Little Tokyo. Take your Viet shit elsewhere! (JK though I like Pho)

The Parade is about to begin

Yakisoba Dog motherfucker. American food with a Japanese twist

Get too close and they'll smack you with those staffs

Get too close and they'll smack you with those fans

You can hear em bang these Taiko drums from a mile away

You aren't cool unless you are on top of the double-decker bus

OH SHIT there are people under there?

Poor horses man...


SUCK IT

This little girl succeeded in getting in my shot


Target, now called MUFG

LOL

I don't ever recall Dhalsim wearing Flip-Flops


That ain't no Chun, that's a Man-li.

Pirate-Pikachu girl


Samurai Lords on horseback (GET IT?! DOHOHOHOHO!....................)

Friday, August 14, 2009

90's Night

So last night me and the homie Stevensen headed to Gaslamp Restaurant & Bar for 90's Night in Long Beach for our friend Brooke's birthday party. Now we all knew each other back in 2005 when we all worked together at Best Buy, but unfortunately I am the only one still there, as they have moved on to better places lol. It was good though, because I haven't seen Brooke since, so that's about 4 years now, and it was really good to see her again. Anyways, there's nothing much I can say about the night that the following pictures can't say for themselves, but what I can say is that I had a fun ass time and the place was awesome.


Stevensen and the Birthday girl, kinda looks like a bee on a rose.

Why she hugging this fool for?



The live band playing was called 90s 210 (you get it?!........) But actually, they were pretty good for a cover band. Rap, Boy Band Pop, Rock, as long as it was 90's, they got it covered.

Cheers

WHOA MAMA

Mini-bottle service


Cheers part 2





Get the fuck in here


Too done son...

Here comes the hotstepper

Brooke got to get up on stage for a couple of songs and I guess the manager thought I was a photographer or something and she let me up on stage too haha. And hey she gave us a couple of FREE COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAIL cards. Thank you!

Crowd pleaser

Groupies

The end of the night